We’ve being creative this year & designed a Yuletide poem…
We’ve written it just for you, as a thank you for your business & for helping us shape our industry changing approach.
It’s called ‘Simple Honest Service’ is not just for Christmas…
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Shock. Another year has passed
And we’ve had a fantastic blast
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But it’s gone so quick
As fast as a finger click
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We look back with pride
To the point where we cried
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You’ve helped us progress
To win our own game of chess
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We’re changing our industry facts
And looking for deceitful contracts
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We aim to expose the hoodwinking
Creating much more mature thinking
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You’ve helped us shape our approach
You’ve been such a fantastic coach
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We’ve discussed much & listened
Which has hardened our mission
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Our agreements are all very simple
And we make them as clear as crystal
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You said no hidden surprises
So, we guarantee you fixed prices
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You said no more high surcharges
So, we guarantee you no extra charges
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You said no excessive hourly rate fees
So, we guarantee you a low rate freeze
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You said you need certainty
So, we guarantee you no uncertainty
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With us you won’t get fined
We guarantee your peace of mind
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We wish you a happy Christmas
And thank you for your business
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We’ll be hunting unscrupulous suppliers
Until their deceitful practice expires
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If you or your friends get in contract trouble
Call us and we’ll help you burst their bubble
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Now it’s time to have a wonderful New Year
And choosing MY gives you no contracts to fear
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…we wish you a fantastic Christmas & a happy New Year. And hope all your plans & dreams come true in 2019